I swapped it for something better.
get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing
OH MY GOD
- met at a charity kissing booth au
- sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
- highschool party au with spin the bottle
- neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
- met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
- 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
- lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.
I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized.
I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.
Happy 1 Year Anniversary to Grand Theft Auto V
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
Too funny not to reblog
this is almost every single possible reaction omf
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR
damn the lady in the fourth gif was fuckin ready